Cunning and Wise

Author Unknown

An old farmer in Texas had owned a large farm for several years. He had
a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
basketball court, etc. The pond was beautifully shaped and designed for
swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t
been there for a while, and check it out. As he neared the pond, he
heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he
saw  it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the  deep
end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out
until you leave!”

The old man replied, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies  swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked.”

“I’m here to feed the  alligator.”

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every
time!

(At least, that’s what I’m hoping…)

 

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