– Author Unknown
The pilot has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day.
“May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot has had a heart attack and is dead. Help me!
Please help me!”
All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: “This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I’ve had lots of
experience at this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now, give me your height and position.”
She says, “I’m 5’4″ and I’m in the front seat.”
“Ok,” says the voice from the tower.
“Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven…..”