I Think Mini Maniac is a Cougar
Was it my blog that inspired her? Was it the television show? Nah, she neither reads my blog nor watches that television program. She is quite the little wild woman though! A veritable hormonal mess, if you want to know the truth. I often wonder if someday we will try to balance the hormones of our teenagers.
Ok, so back to the Mini Cougar. She had a new friend on Facebook. Since I also happen to be my daughter’s friend on Facebook I was curious about this new boy. I saw that his birth date was the same as her OLDER sister. No way Jose! You can kiss that “relationship” goodbye! Well, what I really said was “It’s perfectly fine to be friends with him honey, but he’s too old for you.” A few days later, The Boy calls up Mini Maniac (MM) and tells her he has lied about his age. Turns out he is two years YOUNGER than MM. Bwaaaahahahahahaa! I can’t stop laughing! I can’t help it! THIS is what I said to her next “Honey, is he dating you because his Mom is too cheap to get a babysitter?” Luckily, MM has a sense of humor and laughed right along with me. I don’t think I could have gotten away with that a few weeks ago during Hormone Hell Week.
So for a few weeks……..Bwaaaaahahahahahahahaha!