– Author Unknown
A wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
Her husband walks in, she turns and says,”You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.”
His eyes lit up and he thought, “This is my lucky day.”
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and gives it his all – right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, “Thanks,” and returns to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asks, “What was that all about?”
She explains, “The egg timer is broken.”