Read the Label

– Author Unknown

I wish I would have figured it out sooner.

Every morning I wash my hair and every morning the shampoos runs down my entire body.

This morning, for some reason, I took the time to read the label on the shampoo bottle and came to a startling conclusion.

Printed very clearly on the shampoo label: “FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.”

This morning I have found something new to wash my hair with and I am certain all my problems will be solved in  just a few showers.

Clean-scented dish soap, because this is what is clearly printed on the label:

“DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”

Ha! Problem solved!

Tags: fat reduction, skinny, thin, weight loss, weight management