Read the Label
– Author Unknown
Every morning I wash my hair and every morning the shampoos runs down my entire body.
This morning, for some reason, I took the time to read the label on the shampoo bottle and came to a startling conclusion.
Printed very clearly on the shampoo label: “FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.”
This morning I have found something new to wash my hair with and I am certain all my problems will be solved in just a few showers.
Clean-scented dish soap, because this is what is clearly printed on the label:
“DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”
Ha! Problem solved!