September is Menopause Awareness Month!
Did you even know this existed? I didn’t until very recently. I have to be honest, I am psyched! Menopause no longer has to be this horrible “hush hush” ailment. We no longer have to keep quiet and suffer in silence. Screw that! I am now a part of a very elite group! We are warriors! We are not content to just sit around spreading, sweating, and sagging! Never! What are our battle weapons? Bioidentical hormones!
Now, picture me on a horse a la Braveheart….Are you picturing it? I am the one riding with a glass of merlot; waving it around with lots of feeling and emotion.
“Embrace your menopause, ladies! Grab your weapons and fight! You are not fat! You are not a bitch! You are not sweating! Ok, you are probably sweating. Your skin is not sagging! You are beautiful! You are strong! You are smart! You are warriors! Grab your hormones! Rub them in! Take your vitamins! Drink your wine! I mean, eat balanced meals! We will win! FREEDOOOOOOOM!”
Fight on ladies.