Someday

 

An angry wife says to her husband on the phone, “Where the heck are you?”

Husband says, “Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I didn’t have money at that time, but I said, ‘Baby it will be yours one day’?”

Wife, with a  blushing smile, says, “Yeah, I remember that my Love.”
Husband says, “Well, I’m in the bar next to that shop.”

 

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