The Hormone Guide

monicatgivingHappy Tuesday Maniacs!

Here’s a little funny my sister sent me yesterday….Somehow it’s right up my alley!

The Hormone Guide 

Women will understand this! 
Men should memorize it!
 

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


DANGEROUS


SAFER


SAFEST


ULTRA  SAFE

What’s for 
dinner?

Can I help you 
with dinner?

Where would you like 
to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

Are you 
wearing that?

You sure 
look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you 
so worked up about?

Could we be 
overreacting?

Here’s my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

Should you be 
eating that?

You know, there are 
a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece 
of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you 
DO all day?

I hope you didn’t 
over-do it today.

I’ve always loved you 
in that robe!

Here, have some wine.

 

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