You Know You’re Old When…
– Author Unknown
You know your old when…Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”
You know you’re old when…Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
You know you’re old when…Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
You know you’re old when…You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
You know you’re old when…You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.
You know you’re old when…”Getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any fiber today.
You know you’re old when…”Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
You know you’re old when…An “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee!